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Triple T: Tim Tom and Thelonious

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Also known as the Sunset Threesome, these two-story, single-family homes were built when the American Dream was a less contentious subject and having one and a half bath was considered a luxury. Like puppies in a litter, these three have been together since birth and they’re being sold as a package. Touting 1250 square foot each and three bedrooms, their collective “fixer-upper” status means you can make these siblings part of your family for around five million.

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Kinda Blue

Kinda Blue.jpgOriginally a single-family stunner, this Bernal beauty is currently split into two revenue-driving luxury units. With exquisite period details and countless modern updates, this Bungalow will steal your heart while it drains your renters’ savings accounts. In the mood for renovation? Get rid of the tenants and get ready to have your very own perch on the hill. Choose your own adventure!

Richmond Richie

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While the pros and cons of the color-scheme are still up for debate among the neighbors, Richie’s period charm, spacious bedrooms and tandem garage space are likely to change the tunes of even the most conservative buyers. Situated on the western edge of the city, you can count on lots of fog and long MUNI rides downtown. Bring your Clipper card and and a couple of mortgage bankers—the bidding starts at 2.6 million.

Gingerbread Gina

Gina Gingerbread.jpgYou’ve heard of million-dollar views? Good. In this case, you’d better bring two million. Perched between the Oakland Hills and the family-friendly excitement of Oakland’s Grand Ave, this Victorian charmer has everything you’ve been looking for—as long as you can pack it into 1100 square feet. This one won’t last long. Call your careless local lender today!

Little Blue

Blue.jpgYou know that neighborhood around the MacArthur BART station you used to be afraid to walk through? You could call it home sweet home with the purchase of this Emeryville fixer upper. Seller will consider a fresh coat of tan paint for serious buyers. Bring us your offers! Bidding starts at 1.1 million.

Boxy Bernal Brothers

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Precariously perched near the peak of Bernal Hill, these simple structures have been in the neighborhood long enough to see at least one San Francisco bubble burst. While the bars on the window tell you things haven’t alway been Instagramable vistas and six-dollar lattes, both homes have been updated to match the Ikea decor that’s sure to fill them. This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own an entire corner of the most squirrely city in America. Bidding starts at five million.

North Beach Nina

Nina.jpgConveniently located near well-known strip clubs and homeless hangouts, there’s a lot of luxury hiding behind this extremely secure entryway. With space for six or more units, this is an investment opportunity you can’t afford to walk away from. Call your favorite contractor and get ready to rake in the rent! The bidding starts at $5.2 million—contact us today for a chance to own a piece of San Francisco history!