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Triple T: Tim Tom and Thelonious

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Also known as the Sunset Threesome, these two-story, single-family homes were built when the American Dream was a less contentious subject and having one and a half bath was considered a luxury. Like puppies in a litter, these three have been together since birth and they’re being sold as a package. Touting 1250 square foot each and three bedrooms, their collective “fixer-upper” status means you can make these siblings part of your family for around five million.

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Kinda Blue

Kinda Blue.jpgOriginally a single-family stunner, this Bernal beauty is currently split into two revenue-driving luxury units. With exquisite period details and countless modern updates, this Bungalow will steal your heart while it drains your renters’ savings accounts. In the mood for renovation? Get rid of the tenants and get ready to have your very own perch on the hill. Choose your own adventure!

Mr. Pinkerton

Pinkerton.jpgSituated just below San Francisco’s beloved Coit Tower, this beauty stands out as a bit of a landmark of its own. Dipped in a distinctive shade of pink, this five bedroom, three bath, 3100 square foot home has been lovingly maintained since it was built in 1935. Look out over the bay and take in the view of the Golden Gate and Alcatraz as you contemplate the interest rate on your 3.2 million dollar mortgage. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to stake your claim on your own piece of Telegraph Hill.

Wendy Winfield

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If you’re not charmed by the brick street out front, then just wait until you see the view of Sutro Tower from the adorable front porch. Located just steps from the bustle of Cortland Avenue, this home has two updated units that still retain their Victorian charm. Live in one and rent the other out? The city’s rental market is almost as absurd as its real estate market, so why not? Not sure if you’re qualified to be a landlord? Don’t worry—anyone can do it! Our very motivated seller will entertain any offer over 1.9 million.

Willy White

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If you’re looking for period details packed into a small space on a very steep incline, then look no further. Located in San Francisco’s extremely desirable Bernal Heights neighborhood, this two bedroom one bath home offers charm in lieu of square footage. Priced at a very affordable 1.2 million, you’re only a couple of mortgages away from living the dream.

Richmond Richie

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While the pros and cons of the color-scheme are still up for debate among the neighbors, Richie’s period charm, spacious bedrooms and tandem garage space are likely to change the tunes of even the most conservative buyers. Situated on the western edge of the city, you can count on lots of fog and long MUNI rides downtown. Bring your Clipper card and and a couple of mortgage bankers—the bidding starts at 2.6 million.

Grant of Grand Lake

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Ever wished you could live inside a fairy tale? Now you can. This well-appointed stucco beauty sits on a half-acre lot filled with heathy foliage and fruit trees. When you’re not inside enjoying one of the five bedrooms and three and half baths, you’re free to invite 45 of your best friends over for a low-key porch party. This is one you simply have to see to believe. Starting price is a mere 3.5 million.